"fat girls shouldn’t be allowed to cosplay"

that’s fucked up and discriminatory. no one should be allowed to cosplay

(via rubee)


things i need:

  • doughnuts 
  • vodka
  • orgasms and cuddles

things i don’t need:

  • your dumb ass opinion

(via igelkottar)


some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

(via rubee)


imagine a future history exam for high school students having the question “What was one main cause of each World War to date?” and the answer being

World War 1: assassination of archduke franz ferdinand

World War 2: germany invaded poland

World War 3: a seth rogen movie

(via snailharvest)




i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle, via cityofcebriel)